laugh for 5 mins n u lose weight. laugh for 25 mins n u die
3:09 AM |
just because i'm so sad and sorry today, i've decided to post a few jokes taken from baba's blog.
omg they are hilarious.haha!
1.His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
2.She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature Canadian beef.
3.The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
4.John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
5.The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
6.The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
7.He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
8.The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
*courtesy of gomaish.com :))
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